Dear Save the Children
I brought in a bag of donations today including banners for 21st/30th birthday parties, a book on how to lose weight (perfect for this time of year) and a brand new calculator. The reason I left the bag by the door was that I was so embarrassed by my last donation of a box of Buckaroo.
I bought it so that we could play it over CHristmas instead of watching bad TV. However, the pieces were a bit small for the McBaby so I donated the box to your Newbury branch. Except the next time I did a load of washing I found that the McBaby had stowed one of the pieces in there. I then tried to bring the piece in to match with the box, but it was nowhere to be found.
Sorry for wasting the time of your volunteer. I can't help but feel I was a hindrance rather than a help.